The Ministry would like to make public that on the night of the 15th September the painting of the Fallen Madonna (otherwise known as the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies) was found to come into it's possession. It is believed that the painting had been smuggled into the celebrations rapped within a sausage of some considerable suspicion.
The Ministry is not quite sure of the identity of the operative who smuggled this rare and very sought after artifact past the numerous military check points and secret police squads, to be able to safely deliver it to the Air Vice-Marshal under the cover of "a jolly good shin-dig", but we are very grateful. Our investigations suggest that it could well have been one of the members of the resistance, who, had attended the celebrations in heavy disguise.
We thank them for their efforts as these "Big Boobies" are now in the safe hands of the Air Vice-Marshal.
|The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies|